do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
The Fault in Our Stepbrothers
i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.
SEND HELP IM SERIOUSLY HYPERVENTILATING
the pinnacle of arnold’s career
California elected this dude to run the whole state.
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.