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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

sanchezita:

Tiny Cities Made of Ashes

sanchezita:

Tiny Cities Made of Ashes

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

(Source: nosdrinker)

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)

(Source: scenebeanproblems)

(Source: taylorandtiffany)

barcodeddna:

isolated-roots:

multiplepolarityhavoc:

This is terrifying

This is a kid’s show.

I’m dying

(Source: sandandglass)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)

conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

(Source: conversationparade)

hesitence:

turn down for what i whisper to my dog

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

balladoftarby:

notforbreakfast:

The Hauntening

the video makes it even funnier wow

acidandtender:

This man fucking gets it.

(Source: universalequalityisinevitable)

starkiller-:

laughyourheadoff:

#remember that one time icarly decided to break all the rules and throw a random confused Drake in the middle of one of their scenes? #because i sure do

Omfg.

yournameinstone:

wild sweet

yournameinstone:

wild sweet